TOP 10 REASONS YOUR DRONE CRASHED

10) A bird crashed in to it - honest!

9)   The was a water feature - you found it.

8)   Chinese designers don't know how to make
      drone fly properly.

7)   Hardware failure other than battery: motor, 
       ESC, wiring, etc.

6)   You were short on flight experience and long on 
       foolhardiness.

5)   It go up really high and then you lost sight of it -
      Then it flew away.

4)   You panicked, chopped the throttle and failed to 
       recover in time.

3)   Battery went dead. You weren't paying attention.

2)   You let somebody without flying experience fly
       your drone.

1)   Your flew in windy conditions.

BONUS!

11) You crashed "on purpose". "I meant to do that!" 

12)  "I didn't look at his/her b**t". Honest!"

13) You were hot-dogging for your: GF, BFF, other
       friends, spectators, or local dogs.

14)  Shot by a hunter. "We thought it was a duck!"

15)  Insert excuse here   ___________________.

This might help:

REWARD!

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Print your phone number on this on paper at about a font size of 10. Trim. Cello tape it to the bottom (or top or both) of the drone. 

Hint: Make sure your phone number is correct!

Reward amount is up to you. $5 is better than a lost $50 drone. If it's a DJI Inspire, better off with a $50 or $100.00 finders fee. 

Your call :)